The information provided in this Asparagus Tip is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified health provider with any questions you may have regarding a medical condition. Never disregard professional medical advice or delay in seeking it because of something Mr. Asparagus has shared. He is neither a doctor or any other kind of medically trained professional. He is a vegetable.
A stuffed toy vegetable.
A stuffed toy vegetable who is "speaking" with the voice of a 48 year-old Liberal Arts educated semi-amusing librarian who really, really, really loves people but has no medical experience either.
But she does have a great dentist.
And eye surgeon.
Just a coincidence that she has a great eye surgeon and this tip happens to be about eyes. She didn't consult her eye surgeon for this tip. She just had something in her eye this morning.
Here is the video!